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Pepper lineage and friends

In my previous post I said something about having no career opportunities. Well, pranks on everyone! I am now (not to brag) a...

The writing process

Hello internet. Does this mark a more regular return to this whole blog thing? I have finished my degree and I am now very unemployed so...

Wow, I'm super grateful for the "something"

As I am sure all of you are aware, we have entered into our third week of complete lock down and what have I achieved?? Well, my bed has...

THE STORY OF THE SOCIAL REJECT THAT COULD

There was once a small child who did not have many friends. Anyone who was friends with this child was often viewed as “pedantic” or...

I LOVE SLEEP DEPRIVATION!

Hello internet readers (mainly just my mom – thanks for refreshing this page to trick me into thinking that more than one person reads...

THE CAT COMPLEX

[To set the scene: a large hay bail is lying in an open field over which the sun is rising. Mmm majestic. There are horses plodding...

TRAFFIC IS TAXING

There are certain things that Capetonians particularly enjoy complaining about: the weather (“four season in one day!”, “this wind! Ruins...

DOG LEADS AND DUCT TAPE

Happy New Year to all ye olde fellows, all those who gather here in this cyberspace, this space of cyber, whether you be the user who...

MERRY MURDER IN WOOLWORTHS

Merry Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, when upstanding citizens morph into deranged lunatics with permanent...

YUSSIS, BOET.

My boy, Chad, had his dreams of babes on Clifton Fourth interrupted by his iPhone's alarm timidly ringing at 10:30am. Chad would have...

THE REAL NEST BIRDS OF BEVERLAC

Hello, civilization! I have recently returned into your clutches from a glorious four days of no reception or electricity. For some, that...

DAY 6: BEAR GRYLLS AND BEAR GROANS

Everyday we interact with the foulest and most devious little demons out there. The scariest thing is that we do not even realise until...

HUMAN BEINGS AND COFFEE BEANS

"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the kettle" - Humbledore (Dumbledore's relative, a...

THE FEELS, FAM.

We have spent decades debating and trying to reach a conclusion. Relationships have been torn apart and new ones forged. Insults have...

THE BIRTH OF A JEN-UINE GEM NAMED JEN

This is a post of a personal nature as it is an ode and celebration of one of my closest friends. It's her 22nd birthday. I will go out...

DAY 18:2: STREEPS AND BEATS

The beginning of the day Played out in an oh so lovely way With a pink and blue sky (which means that the shepherd will soon die). After...

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